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posted on 08/19/2008
Fairytale Ending for Girls: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?”
The girl said “No” and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
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posted on 08/18/2008
Animals and Their Drugs: A turtle was sitting one day in the woods, just about to crack open a beer when the neighborhood bunny comes hopping up to his stoop.
“Don’t drink that beer. Come frolick and jump and play in the woods with me!”
SO the turtle does just that, and runs off into the woods with the rabbit.
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